BASANTI IS KUTTE KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA

Ghar Aa Kay Shohar Mazaq May Biwi Say Bola:
NAACH BASANTI NAACH 
Bacha Zor Se Bola:
BASANTI IS KUTTE KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA

Thakur ke haath hi nahin hai Rakhi kya pair mein baandhegi :)

Q: Agar Sholay Mein Basanti ki Mausi Thakur ko rakhi baandh de

Aur basanti ki shaadi veeru se ho jaaye.. to Basanti ka thakur se kya rishta hoga.

PEHLE socho phir answer dekho…..

 

 

 

Ans: Thakur ke haath hi nahin hai Rakhi kya pair mein baandhegi :)

Jai :Are Oh Veeru Kha Jaa Rha Hai?.

Jai       :Are Oh Veeru Kha Jaa Rha Hai?.
Veeru  :Basanti KO Chadwane.
Jai       :Kya? Kya Hua Basanti Ko?
Veeru  :Usko Dakku Utha Ke La Gye.
Jai       :Aur Je Hath Mein Aam(mango) Kyu Hai?
Veeru  :Are Yaar Gaon Walon Ne Btaya Hai Ke Daaku
           :Bhut hee khatarnak Hai  Khaali Haath Mat Jana
           :Is Liye Haath Mein 2 Kilo Aam Leke Jaa Rha Hu.... 

"Beta! Jab Dakkar Aa Jye Toh Khana Bandh Kr Dena Chahiye!

Maa Ne Bete Se Kha- "Beta! Jab Dakkar Aa Jye Toh Khana Bandh Kr Dena Chahiye!

Beta-"Beta Bola" Maa Aagr Dakaar Na Aye Toh Khana Khate Rehna Chahiye???"

Ek Sangeet Klakaar Se Uske Padosi (neighbours)Ne Kha-

Ek Sangeet Klakaar Se Uske Padosi (neighbours)Ne Kha-
"Kya Aaj Raat Ke Liye Aap Apna Guitar Mujhe De Salte Ho?"
Singer(Klakaar) Ne Kha-"Kyu Kya Hua Mera Gaana Sunker Aaj Aapka
Man Bhi Gaane Ko Ker Rha Hai??"
Padosi(neighbours)-"Nhi, Aaj Mein Sona (sleep) Chahta Hoon!""

adult funny sms

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet" 
Ram sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ram sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

adult funny jokes

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time