"Beta! Jab Dakkar Aa Jye Toh Khana Bandh Kr Dena Chahiye!

Maa Ne Bete Se Kha- "Beta! Jab Dakkar Aa Jye Toh Khana Bandh Kr Dena Chahiye!

Beta-"Beta Bola" Maa Aagr Dakaar Na Aye Toh Khana Khate Rehna Chahiye???"

Ek Sangeet Klakaar Se Uske Padosi (neighbours)Ne Kha-

Ek Sangeet Klakaar Se Uske Padosi (neighbours)Ne Kha-
"Kya Aaj Raat Ke Liye Aap Apna Guitar Mujhe De Salte Ho?"
Singer(Klakaar) Ne Kha-"Kyu Kya Hua Mera Gaana Sunker Aaj Aapka
Man Bhi Gaane Ko Ker Rha Hai??"
Padosi(neighbours)-"Nhi, Aaj Mein Sona (sleep) Chahta Hoon!""

adult funny sms

"Me ok, ur wife very sweet" 
Ram sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later Ram sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

adult funny jokes

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Ek Ladki Badi Udaas Si Colony Mein Se Jaa Rahi Thi

Ek Ladki Badi Udaas Si Colony Mein Se Jaa Rahi Thi

Pados Ke Ladke Ne Use Roka Aur Puchha

Ladka: “Arey Aise Udas Si Ho Ke Kaha Jaa Rahi Ho?”

Ladki: “Suicide Karne Jaa Rahi Hoon”

Ladke Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Pucha

Ladka: “Arey To Phir Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hua Hai?”

Ladki: “Arey Budhu, Kal Newspaper Mein Photo Bhi To Aani Hai“

Bra Panties

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Padosi: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Padosi: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

April fool

Advance Aprilfool sms
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

FUNNY JOKES

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy April Fools Day